Denny’s new menu mascot looks like poop and people are losing it
Denny’s is best known for their signature Grand Slam breakfasts, but that may have just changed…
All eyes are on their fairly new, not so appetizing mascot-type thing that a lot of people think bears a striking resemblance to feces.
It’s kind of impossible not to see it.
Denny’s was probably aiming for a friendly sausage as their mascot, but at best we have a face that seems more like it’s welcoming us to the bathroom than a restaurant — and some people are straight up calling it a “turd.”
And what’s with those long arms? And that terrible fashion sense?
A turd in a fedora. I bet he’s huge on Reddit.
— brx0 (@brx0) September 10, 2017
You better eat that lunch! The Denny’s turd spent all morning slaving over a hot toilet bowl to make it.
— Hipster Sasquatch 🤘 (@Gr8SageEqlofHvn) September 10, 2017
Others can’t help but make crappy bathroom jokes at Denny’s expense.
Wierd he usually only shows up after you finish eating
— Neil Armstrong (@FatMan_OnTheRun) September 10, 2017
Denny’s does often gives me “the slams”
— maphew🌹 (@grown_ass_manx) September 9, 2017
Well, shit. What are we going to eat for lunch?
— Paula Hunt (@thepaulahunt) September 10, 2017
Truth in advertising, I respect that.
— Kevin Collins (@AllHailBrak57) September 10, 2017
And some are just plain confused.
Is that a Sausage Party character?
— Will Michael O’Neil (@ThisIsReadade) September 11, 2017
What is this even?
— 🕷Rebekkah Porter🕸 (@RebekkahPorter) September 11, 2017
what is that supposed to be?! 🤣 😂
— Em (@embellydance) September 10, 2017
Regardless of what he’s actually supposed to be, one thing is for sure: this little guy definitely does not look like something you want to eat.