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You’re not going to believe this, but I’m God and I completely forgot I was supposed to end the world today

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Ugghhhh, I drew this up and EVERYTHING! I am so stupid!Image: Shutterstock / Vadim Sadovski Christian numerologist David Meade’s theory that the world will end on Sept. 23, due to what he sees as biblical signs, has thus far been met with dull shrugs from the world’s citizens.  Here to comment is God. Well, it’s official: I’m God and I am a frigging huge moron! I completely forgot that I was supposed to end the world today. Today is Sept. 23, 2017 and that guy who said the world was supposed to end today was totally correct. But jeez louise, […]