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Stay cool this summer by looking extremely corny

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Image: Shutterstock/Dmitry Morgan The dog days of summer are officially upon us, and with them a specific, heat-induced desperation. Scenario: a few days ago, I decided it would be fun to walk to the park. I wore a nice floral sundress festooned with flowers lovely, right? Wrong. The dress was lined, and as the temperature crept above 90, those sticky sleeves and two (two!) layers of skirt fabric slowly adhered to my extremely sweaty flesh. And I was filled to the brim with hot, unmistakable regret. Why didn’t I wear shorts and a tank? I thought. Why didn’t I wear […]